A New Drinking Dilemma

In a drinker’s life, there are many hard choices: Bourbon or Scotch? Vodka or Gin? Lager or Ale?

While I’ve successfully dealt with all of these before, there’s a new dilemma that has me stumped:

Beef or Pork?

Like the infamous OPB, I might take a pass on this one.

Yours truly,
Mr. X

…eclectic…