I Can Die Now

I’m a poker player and all around degenerate gambler. Gambling’s a vice, but it’s my vice. That and drinking. Lately I’ve been playing online at Party Poker. A big sea full of fish. If I could stop being such a maniac, I’d probably do better, but that’s another story.

So I’m playing a little low-limit hold’em tonight and the following ensues:

$0.5/$1 Hold’em – Friday, February 18, 21:59:12 EDT 2005
Table Onight time (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: KDixon ( $28.25 )
Seat 2: xleepn ( $23.75 )
Seat 4: davejonis ( $23.75 )
Seat 5: Larres ( $19.75 )
Seat 7: jpfoss ( $35.25 )
Seat 8: HappyStoic ( $39.75 )
Seat 9: kim_kris ( $17.5 )
Seat 10: Vetasss ( $26.5 )
Seat 6: IronRising ( $24.5 )
IronRising posts small blind [$0.25].
jpfoss posts big blind [$0.5].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HappyStoic [ Ks Ts ]
HappyStoic calls [$0.5].
kim_kris calls [$0.5].
Vetasss calls [$0.5].
KDixon folds.
xleepn folds.
davejonis folds.
Larres folds.
IronRising raises [$0.75].
jpfoss folds.
HappyStoic calls [$0.5].
kim_kris calls [$0.5].
Vetasss calls [$0.5].

** Dealing Flop ** [ As, Jc, Qs ]
IronRising bets [$0.5].
HappyStoic raises [$1].
kim_kris calls [$1].
Vetasss calls [$1].
IronRising calls [$0.5].

** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
IronRising checks.
HappyStoic bets [$1].
kim_kris calls [$1].
Vetasss calls [$1].
IronRising folds.

** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
HappyStoic bets [$1].
pokermjo has joined the table.
kim_kris calls [$1].
Vetasss calls [$1].

HappyStoic shows [ Ks, Ts ] Royal Flush.
kim_kris doesn’t show [ Ah, 3d ] two pairs, aces and jacks.
Vetasss doesn’t show [ 8h, Jd ] three of a kind, jacks.
HappyStoic wins $13.75 from the main pot with Royal Flush.

Yes, you read that right, I was dealt a Royal Flush. My poker life is complete. Now if only I could start winning a little more…

Yours truly,
Mr. X

…first timer…

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