My Slippery Slope is Lubricated by Mormon Sex Brigades

A dire warning about the dangers of gay marriage should give you all pause.

But gay marriage and polygamy are only the beginning, because the dark road that begins with equal rights leads inexorably to the next terrifying step: legalized, state-sponsored robot sex!

I love my iPod, but I don’t love my iPod.

Yet.

Yours truly,
Mr. X

…portent of the apocalypse…