I have joined the Pod people

The FedEx guy delivered my brand spanking new iPod mini today, shipped straight from the Apple factory in Shanghai where it had “Die of exhaustion rather than boredom” laser-engraved on the back. My arm-band holder for said iPod arrived at the same time, which bodes well for KMFDM-fueled half-marathon training runs in the near future.

Also, you should all go to see The Aristocrats at your earliest convenience. It’s hilarious.

Finally, I accomplished one of my two goals for the two-week break between semesters; I finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It’s a fine book and leaves one thirsting for more.

Yours truly,
Mr. X

…off to bed…