Don’t Let the Door Hit You in the Ass

Ben Ladner, found to have been getting high on our supply, has been sacked by the AU Board of Trustees.

American University trustees announced this evening that suspended President Benjamin Ladner will not return to the university after a months-long investigation into his personal spending and travel expenses.

The announcement, which came at about 8:30 p.m., followed a day-long meeting on the matter. There were no details immediately available about the decision and no response from Ladner.

Now the trick will be for the University to get through the federal investigation and find a new president, hopefully one who doesn’t require $800K/year and a personal chef, at least not on my dime.

Yours truly,

Mr. X

…pleasantly surprised…