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I Can Die Now

I’m a poker player and all around degenerate gambler. Gambling’s a vice, but it’s my vice. That and drinking. Lately I’ve been playing online at Party Poker. A big sea full of fish. If I could stop being such a maniac, I’d probably do better, but that’s another story.

So I’m playing a little low-limit hold’em tonight and the following ensues:

$0.5/$1 Hold’em – Friday, February 18, 21:59:12 EDT 2005
Table Onight time (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: KDixon ( $28.25 )
Seat 2: xleepn ( $23.75 )
Seat 4: davejonis ( $23.75 )
Seat 5: Larres ( $19.75 )
Seat 7: jpfoss ( $35.25 )
Seat 8: HappyStoic ( $39.75 )
Seat 9: kim_kris ( $17.5 )
Seat 10: Vetasss ( $26.5 )
Seat 6: IronRising ( $24.5 )
IronRising posts small blind [$0.25].
jpfoss posts big blind [$0.5].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HappyStoic [ Ks Ts ]
HappyStoic calls [$0.5].
kim_kris calls [$0.5].
Vetasss calls [$0.5].
KDixon folds.
xleepn folds.
davejonis folds.
Larres folds.
IronRising raises [$0.75].
jpfoss folds.
HappyStoic calls [$0.5].
kim_kris calls [$0.5].
Vetasss calls [$0.5].

** Dealing Flop ** [ As, Jc, Qs ]
IronRising bets [$0.5].
HappyStoic raises [$1].
kim_kris calls [$1].
Vetasss calls [$1].
IronRising calls [$0.5].

** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
IronRising checks.
HappyStoic bets [$1].
kim_kris calls [$1].
Vetasss calls [$1].
IronRising folds.

** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
HappyStoic bets [$1].
pokermjo has joined the table.
kim_kris calls [$1].
Vetasss calls [$1].

HappyStoic shows [ Ks, Ts ] Royal Flush.
kim_kris doesn’t show [ Ah, 3d ] two pairs, aces and jacks.
Vetasss doesn’t show [ 8h, Jd ] three of a kind, jacks.
HappyStoic wins $13.75 from the main pot with Royal Flush.

Yes, you read that right, I was dealt a Royal Flush. My poker life is complete. Now if only I could start winning a little more…

Yours truly,
Mr. X

…first timer…

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Comments

  1. Anonymous Anonymous

    Maybe if you played higher limits you’d win more money? Killer hand though!

  2. Anonymous Anonymous

    You’re my hero. If only that happened to you more often in Vegas.

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